Do you know these parts?

Inspired by a description for an internship I saw, I thought about what it meant to stare at a piece of blank paper and come up with an idea that is going to sell something.

Here’s the result:

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Famous Brands

First up, McDonalds. I was surprised that I couldn’t find an ad like this when I looked for it. But I couldn’t so I’m going to take credit.

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Next, Nike. I played around with some headlines: Make History, Make an Impact, Make it Count. But it looks better with only “Just Do It”

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We all want everything now

But do you need it now?


To illustrate the benefits of a video on demand service. The biggest benefit is that you don’t need to go anywhere or wait for your movies to come in the mail. You just turn on your TV and pick what you want to watch.

I did a storyboard for this campaign. It would look a lot more impressive if I knew how to draw, but thanks for trying to follow along!

this is a storyboard. drawn by Monet, obviously.

The movie 'Monster' is going to be on repeat. And yes, I can be hired to draw all your corridors.

Positions of Power


To show that the brand I arbitrarily chose, Hefty, was the strongest of all the trash bags. To do this I put the trash bags in positions of power.

Positions such as arresting and catching a bad-guy, being the muscles on a body builder, addressing the country as the president of the USA, and as Donald Trump. Donald Trump because we could finally put his hair where it belongs (I know it’s drawn poorly, but that is supposed to be his hair at the top of the pile of garbage [like a king of all the garbage] in the trash bag)

Those are some big kid weights

Cleaning up the streets- Ha!

Happily Hearty


To make people aware of a specific operation that a client at my internship offered. Staten Island University Hospital offers a less invasive heart procedure that only requires 3 incisions. 3 lines; perfect amount for a smiley face.

Look at those perfect areolas. And I said I couldn’t draw!

The tagline is “Minimally Heartbreaking–Minimally Invasive”

Even More Free


To get people interested in a bank that was offering more than just your run-of-the-mill free business checking. When you signed up for an account, you received some cash and a laptop.

Thus, the idea was born that you were getting even more than free.

Hey, that bird’s wearing a top hat, cool.

Copy: When free business checking is paired with a notebook and cash, it's like a bird with a fancy top hat. It's even more than free.

Copy: When free business checking is paired with a free notebook and cash, it's like when a naked dude gets some naked buddies. It's even more free.

A rant about an article that is wrong

So, this man is completely wrong. Good job. What a stretch of an article that proves completely useless and misleading.

He states that the new Heineken light ad is a rip-off of the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world. The writer of said article, Avi Dan, states that the commercial opens on a man “who could easily be ‘Son of the Most Interesting Man.'” But if anyone who watches the ad (please, readers of off-base article, watch the ad!) can plainly see, the video is not focused on the man, the man is merely the wearer of what is deemed important in the ad–the snake skin jacket. Dan claims that the ad depicts the wearer of snake-skin jacket as “worldly, confident and adventurous.”  Let’s compare the activities done by the protagonist in these commercials, in the Heineken light ad snake skin jacket dude goes to a job interview, plays golf, and gives the dueces to the bet taker. Yes, attending a snake fighting boat excursion falls into those other categories, but it is merely the event that drives the concept home. The other events do nothing to showcase his worldly, adventurous persona. Have you ever woke up and thought, “today I’m gonna be real adventurous at my job interview!”? Probably not. Compared with The Most Interesting Man in the World emerging from a thick sheet of ice in his pajamas, fish in hand; exploring caves; and sword-fighting with samurais, I can hardly agree with Dan that the two are comparable.

The line sums up the ad at the end, “There are some things best saved for the right occasion,” plays off the idea that a light beer isn’t best for all the time, and trying to market it as such is a mistake. The snake jacket is a one time thing here, while the most interesting man is a recurring character. The concepts are completely different. The man and events are insignificant in this case. The wearer of jacket creates precarious situations for himself by wearing the fashion faux-paus to a job interview and to the golf courses. But the same idea works if you show a woman in a wedding dress. It’s a concept that works with multiple different executions, thus different than the The Most Interesting Man.

Essentially, Dan is wrong because the big idea in each advertisement is different. The big idea in the Dos Equis ad “most interesting man only drinks Dos Equis.” The big idea for the new Heineken ads is, “some things are only good in certain situations.” Dos Equis idea is more comparable to Old Spices’ “Smell Like a Man” Man, the big idea for that campaign being “interesting/good looking man only uses Old Spice body wash.”

Dan must be confused because the tone of the ads are the same, but that’s where the similarities end.

All right, now I have to sign up for a Forbes account so I can put this as a comment on the article. So frustrating. Here are the videos to compare: