I played off a concept that… well, I made it up! But, if you think about it (REALLY THINK ABOUT IT) the way we eat string cheese is pretty inhumane and cruel. Just ripping it to shreds and what not. Poor string cheese, they never saw it coming, yet they never complain. This is for you, string cheese.
**Speculative ad for string cheese
I found this second one more difficult to draw (as any talentless artist eventually gets tired of pretending their shapes are comprehensible). But the string cheese is mourning, and she is wearing a black veil while looking into an open casket. The graves read, “Mike piece 1,” “Mike piece 2,” “Mike piece 3,” etc. etc. All right, I will shut up now.
Pay your respects!
If this were actually a thing it would be fun to redesign the packaging as a jail cell. Just ideas, you know.
Cameron Wolf: 